








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 888 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 223 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 72 matches | ||
| Wingman | 59 matches | ||
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




73 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3500 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,768 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4327 | 40% |
| Smokes | 1205 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 2990 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2246 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $395,953 of utility $30 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 373 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Finc | 49% | 88 |
| #2 | VAC broken cheater nerds | 47% | 36 |
| #3 | ANGRY PANDA SEMEN | 38% | 66 |
| #4 | SafebasIllIl | 37% | 38 |
| #5 | Damp.Toast | 33% | 210 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gratzi | 157 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #2 | Finc | 139 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | ANGRY PANDA SEMEN | 100 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | VAC broken cheater nerds | 57 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | ShopKeeper Pyro | 45 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Finc | +6.32 | 46 | 34 |
| #2 | Gratzi | +2.62 | 72 | 56 |
| #3 | SafebasIllIl | +2.13 | 47 | 45 |
| #4 | VAC broken cheater nerds | +0.96 | 69 | 36 |
| #5 | Damp.Toast | -0.50 | 54 | 7 |





