








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 161 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3810 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,091 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2039 | 50% |
| Smokes | 1132 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 554 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 366 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $148,846 of utility $23 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1038 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gratzi | 79% | 19 |
| #2 | Benji | 68% | 19 |
| #3 | ANGRY PANDA SEMEN | 58% | 52 |
| #4 | Bong of de_nuke | 55% | 22 |
| #5 | Raycism | 49% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raycism | 84 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #2 | Gratzi | 69 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #3 | ShopKeeper Pyro | 66 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | Bong of de_nuke | 43 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | ANGRY PANDA SEMEN | 37 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Finc | +4.57 | 44 | 37 |
| #2 | Benji | +2.37 | 52 | 53 |
| #3 | Gratzi | +0.56 | 71 | 58 |
| #4 | Damp.Toast | -1.14 | 50 | 4 |
| #5 | Bong of de_nuke | -2.59 | 66 | 44 |





