








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 669 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 56 matches | ||
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




74 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3804 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 445 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 197 | 44% |
| Smokes | 82 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 83 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 83 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $172,570 of utility $18 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 180 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SWOUP | 51% | 35 |
| #2 | Gratzi | 49% | 93 |
| #3 | Finc | 48% | 98 |
| #4 | SafebasIllIl | 46% | 138 |
| #5 | VAC broken cheater nerds | 38% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gratzi | 382 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #2 | Raycism | 225 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #3 | SWOUP | 153 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #4 | SafebasIllIl | 147 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | Finc | 145 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Finc | +5.82 | 42 | 33 |
| #2 | Gratzi | +2.66 | 67 | 53 |
| #3 | SafebasIllIl | +1.75 | 41 | 43 |
| #4 | SWOUP | +1.55 | 58 | 27 |
| #5 | VAC broken cheater nerds | +1.45 | 62 | 35 |





