








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 232 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2159 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,032 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1602 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2080 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1825 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1525 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $393,979 of utility $53 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 117 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Finc | 58% | 52 |
| #2 | VAC broken cheater nerds | 43% | 63 |
| #3 | Dirty K | 38% | 60 |
| #4 | Raycism | 38% | 66 |
| #5 | Gratzi | 35% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Damp.Toast | 12 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | Gratzi | 10 | 0.0080 |
| #3 | Finc | 7 | 0.0068 |
| #4 | VAC broken cheater nerds | 6 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | Raycism | 4 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gratzi | 287 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #2 | Dirty K | 115 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | VAC broken cheater nerds | 110 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | Finc | 79 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Raycism | 59 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Finc | +6.69 | 48 | 39 |
| #2 | Dirty K | +3.88 | 57 | 48 |
| #3 | Gratzi | +2.09 | 73 | 58 |
| #4 | SafebasIllIl | +1.54 | 39 | 45 |
| #5 | VAC broken cheater nerds | +0.65 | 67 | 37 |





