








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 481 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3327 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,113 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2155 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3867 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 1289 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 2802 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,826,272 of utility $229 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 300 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tonyzh1tåå | 53% | 157 |
| #2 | ThoMa$ | 53% | 254 |
| #3 | nottene | 50% | 277 |
| #4 | sorrin | 47% | 143 |
| #5 | none | 42% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | none | 16 | 0.0193 |
| #2 | Efan Ang | 15 | 0.0224 |
| #3 | nottene | 13 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | ThoMa$ | 11 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | sorrin | 11 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThoMa$ | 783 | 0.15 | 23 min |
| #2 | nottene | 325 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #3 | Efan Ang | 140 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #4 | tonyzh1tåå | 125 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | sorrin | 116 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThoMa$ | +4.54 | 78 | 62 |
| #2 | Efan Ang | +0.94 | 68 | 46 |
| #3 | none | +0.83 | 63 | 36 |
| #4 | tonyzh1tåå | -0.18 | 41 | 42 |
| #5 | potatoSIJOMANGUI | -0.19 | 58 | 54 |





