








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 131 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
774 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 712 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 295 | 41% |
| Smokes | 167 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 163 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 87 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $270,956 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 207 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ThoMa$ | 42% | 19 |
| #4 | potatoSIJOMANGUI | 42% | 43 |
| #5 | nottene | 38% | 47 |
| #6 | sorrin | 33% | 6 |
| #7 | Efan Ang | 31% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Efan Ang | 7 | 0.0270 |
| #2 | nottene | 4 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | tonyzh1tåå | 1 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | ThoMa$ | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThoMa$ | +2.91 | 81 | 66 |
| #2 | none | +0.76 | 62 | 36 |
| #3 | potatoSIJOMANGUI | +0.30 | 57 | 51 |
| #4 | Efan Ang | +0.01 | 69 | 40 |
| #5 | tonyzh1tåå | -0.85 | 34 | 43 |





