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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 97 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1215 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,161 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 578 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1312 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 780 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 491 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $911,844 of utility $250 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 386 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThoMa$ | 53% | 70 |
| #2 | potatoSIJOMANGUI | 47% | 143 |
| #3 | Efan Ang | 47% | 30 |
| #4 | nottene | 46% | 174 |
| #5 | tonyzh1tåå | 37% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Efan Ang | 8 | 0.0125 |
| #2 | nottene | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | potatoSIJOMANGUI | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | ThoMa$ | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | tonyzh1tåå | 4 | 0.0104 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | potatoSIJOMANGUI | 321 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #2 | ThoMa$ | 199 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | nottene | 188 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #4 | Efan Ang | 149 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #5 | tonyzh1tåå | 16 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThoMa$ | +5.61 | 78 | 60 |
| #2 | Efan Ang | +1.86 | 69 | 49 |
| #3 | tonyzh1tåå | +1.23 | 34 | 42 |
| #4 | potatoSIJOMANGUI | +1.03 | 61 | 58 |
| #5 | nottene | -0.69 | 61 | 44 |





