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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
577 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,539 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 711 | 46% |
| Smokes | 301 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 493 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 34 | 2% |
Our logs show you have wasted $401,589 of utility $213 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Connor101man | 72% | 18 |
| #2 | wayboy | 64% | 28 |
| #3 | Michu | 55% | 33 |
| #4 | DigGatt | 53% | 19 |
| #5 | s g a D fu e K t | 50% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Connor101man | 72% | 18 |
| #2 | wayboy | 64% | 28 |
| #3 | Michu | 55% | 33 |
| #4 | DigGatt | 53% | 19 |
| #5 | s g a D fu e K t | 50% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s g a D fu e K t | 10 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | wayboy | 4 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | Michu | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Connor101man | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s g a D fu e K t | 117 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #2 | wayboy | 87 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #3 | Connor101man | 78 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #4 | Michu | 63 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | DigGatt | 56 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wayboy | +5.74 | 90 | 47 |
| #2 | s g a D fu e K t | +3.86 | 82 | 60 |
| #3 | Michu | +1.13 | 80 | 49 |
| #4 | Connor101man | -1.39 | 21 | 56 |
| #5 | ClartinYoMama | -2.76 | 53 | 38 |





