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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
159 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 367 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 210 | 57% |
| Smokes | 41 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 60 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 56 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $53,782 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s g a D fu e K t | 58% | 19 |
| #2 | wayboy | 53% | 15 |
| #3 | ClartinYoMama | 53% | 19 |
| #4 | hallzy | 50% | 2 |
| #5 | Connor101man | 50% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | wayboy | 53% | 15 |
| #3 | ClartinYoMama | 53% | 19 |
| #4 | hallzy | 50% | 2 |
| #5 | Connor101man | 50% | 6 |
| #6 | Michu | 47% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wayboy | 1 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Connor101man | 1 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | hallzy | 1 | 0.0213 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wayboy | 43 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #2 | ClartinYoMama | 36 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | Michu | 35 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | s g a D fu e K t | 28 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Connor101man | 23 | 0.18 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wayboy | +5.66 | 92 | 45 |
| #2 | s g a D fu e K t | +5.38 | 75 | 59 |
| #3 | hallzy | +5.29 | 71 | 67 |
| #4 | Michu | +0.61 | 80 | 49 |
| #5 | ClartinYoMama | -2.52 | 51 | 37 |





