








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 392 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 59 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




99 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
757 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,611 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 894 | 55% |
| Smokes | 392 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 238 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 87 | 5% |
Our logs show you have wasted $419,179 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 516 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kurgimees toivo | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | Tømiq | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | Vexy | 54% | 46 |
| #4 | Plutoimmortal | 50% | 125 |
| #5 | SuperStalin67 | 40% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Plutoimmortal | 53 | 0.0225 |
| #2 | Vexy | 17 | 0.0199 |
| #3 | SuperStalin67 | 16 | 0.0135 |
| #4 | kurgimees toivo | 10 | 0.0556 |
| #5 | Tømiq | 4 | 0.0178 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Plutoimmortal | +4.97 | 69 | 40 |
| #2 | Vexy | +0.12 | 40 | 50 |
| #3 | SuperStalin67 | -0.22 | 10 | 21 |
| #4 | Tømiq | -1.19 | 39 | 11 |
| #5 | rrxevz | -1.42 | 18 | 13 |





