








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 473 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 113 matches | ||
| Wingman | 57 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Renown | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2786 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,206 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2255 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2241 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2834 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1876 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,306,528 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 84 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aksmens | 81% | 21 |
| #2 | KRJ | 71% | 24 |
| #3 | Menyerang Goslings | 67% | 21 |
| #4 | Tryhard | 61% | 77 |
| #5 | Miiswe | 60% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Menyerang Goslings | 67% | 21 |
| #4 | Tryhard | 61% | 77 |
| #5 | Miiswe | 60% | 83 |
| #6 | RRRRRRRR | 57% | 251 |
| #7 | Carmsss | 38% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RRRRRRRR | 33 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | Tryhard | 21 | 0.0147 |
| #3 | Miiswe | 11 | 0.0069 |
| #4 | Carmsss | 4 | 0.0065 |
| #5 | KRJ | 4 | 0.0075 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RRRRRRRR | 1079 | 0.22 | 25 min |
| #2 | Tryhard | 215 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | Miiswe | 195 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | KRJ | 115 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #5 | Carmsss | 81 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aksmens | +2.47 | 92 | 59 |
| #2 | KRJ | +1.66 | 74 | 77 |
| #3 | Menyerang Goslings | +1.48 | 79 | 65 |
| #4 | RRRRRRRR | +1.36 | 71 | 68 |
| #5 | Miiswe | +0.90 | 64 | 52 |





