








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1957 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 350 matches | ||
| Premier | 255 matches | ||
| Renown | 61 matches | ||
| Wingman | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7942 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,494 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9078 | 26% |
| Smokes | 9377 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 9499 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 7540 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,084,140 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 420 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KRJ | 63% | 67 |
| #2 | yuxu | 62% | 42 |
| #3 | KAJAKAS | 57% | 251 |
| #4 | Carmsss | 44% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KRJ | 63% | 67 |
| #2 | yuxu | 62% | 42 |
| #3 | KAJAKAS | 57% | 251 |
| #4 | Carmsss | 44% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carmsss | 18 | 0.0099 |
| #2 | KAJAKAS | 9 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | KRJ | 8 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | yuxu | 7 | 0.0084 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KAJAKAS | 457 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #2 | Carmsss | 286 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #3 | KRJ | 229 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #4 | yuxu | 152 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RRRRRRRR | +0.80 | 68 | 67 |
| #2 | yuxu | -0.10 | 67 | 62 |
| #3 | KRJ | -0.16 | 75 | 70 |
| #4 | KAJAKAS | -1.07 | 59 | 54 |
| #5 | Carmsss | -2.08 | 61 | 58 |





