








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 379 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 248 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4083 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,305 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5990 | 35% |
| Smokes | 4692 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2776 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 3847 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $612,268 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 104 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Schlachti_der_Blonde | 54% | 76 |
| #11 | shift11 | 52% | 21 |
| #12 | capyo. | 52% | 23 |
| #13 | FataL | 51% | 55 |
| #14 | wipseN:D | 49% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wipseN:D | +2.44 | 69 | 77 |
| #2 | xd0nkey | +2.05 | 83 | 70 |
| #3 | FataL | +1.57 | 86 | 61 |
| #4 | caLipo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | +1.10 | 69 | 74 |
| #5 | Tottii | +0.87 | 80 | 80 |





