








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 57 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1517 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,416 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1238 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2033 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1900 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1245 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $508,762 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 202 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Owen | 65% | 54 |
| #2 | superdog24 | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | Purp | 58% | 19 |
| #4 | riprip | 56% | 36 |
| #5 | socks | 55% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | superdog24 | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | Purp | 58% | 19 |
| #4 | riprip | 56% | 36 |
| #5 | socks | 55% | 11 |
| #6 | KillinPeople | 53% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Owen | 5 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | riprip | 3 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | Purp | 3 | 0.0094 |
| #4 | socks | 1 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Owen | 254 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #2 | riprip | 144 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #3 | Purp | 38 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | KillinPeople | 30 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | superdog24 | 24 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Owen | +7.10 | 85 | 64 |
| #2 | superdog24 | +2.51 | 62 | 63 |
| #3 | riprip | +1.15 | 79 | 57 |
| #4 | $loth | +0.30 | 74 | 61 |
| #5 | socks | -0.70 | 77 | 44 |





