








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 648 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 165 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4993 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,194 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5290 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4505 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3424 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3975 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,089,168 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 853 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ben246813 | 68% | 25 |
| #2 | Owen | 57% | 162 |
| #3 | $loth | 56% | 36 |
| #4 | Hersheywershy | 55% | 42 |
| #5 | socks | 52% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ben246813 | 68% | 25 |
| #2 | Owen | 57% | 162 |
| #3 | $loth | 56% | 36 |
| #4 | Hersheywershy | 55% | 42 |
| #5 | socks | 52% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Owen | 11 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | socks | 5 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Hersheywershy | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | $loth | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Ben246813 | 2 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Owen | 632 | 0.20 | 15 min |
| #2 | socks | 107 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | Ben246813 | 65 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | Hersheywershy | 55 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | $loth | 38 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Owen | +5.07 | 82 | 64 |
| #2 | Ben246813 | +2.34 | 82 | 65 |
| #3 | riprip | +1.66 | 78 | 62 |
| #4 | socks | -0.68 | 72 | 58 |
| #5 | $loth | -0.74 | 66 | 52 |





