








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 472 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 212 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 129 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6518 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,018 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8588 | 31% |
| Smokes | 6696 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5633 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 7101 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,026,465 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 392 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CC3ptic-12-<ASUS> | 83% | 46 |
| #2 | COOOOOOOOFFEE | 83% | 46 |
| #3 | Cynixia | 82% | 73 |
| #4 | deadset | 82% | 121 |
| #5 | j:c | 81% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Shrubby | 74% | 73 |
| #12 | aNimE | 73% | 71 |
| #13 | brid | 72% | 54 |
| #14 | Nat | 71% | 42 |
| #15 | loved | 65% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LOST IN THE WORLD | 59 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | LINNO | 22 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | Agent | 21 | 0.0115 |
| #4 | deadset | 16 | 0.0069 |
| #5 | j:c | 13 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LOST IN THE WORLD | 1957 | 0.20 | 50 min |
| #2 | Jamie- | 541 | 0.21 | 16 min |
| #3 | deadset | 466 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #4 | aNimE | 386 | 0.29 | 9 min |
| #5 | Agent | 293 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LOST IN THE WORLD | +5.89 | 91 | 73 |
| #2 | G1BBS | +5.28 | 83 | 24 |
| #3 | CC3ptic-12-<ASUS> | +3.98 | 67 | 63 |
| #4 | COOOOOOOOFFEE | +3.41 | 93 | 59 |
| #5 | Jamie- | +3.33 | 80 | 74 |





