








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 481 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
912 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,948 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 521 | 18% |
| Smokes | 818 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 531 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1078 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $702,808 of utility $267 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 269 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ferz- | 72% | 79 |
| #2 | RAFAA2S; | 67% | 48 |
| #3 | ✧.Sweetie Girl UwU.✧ | 67% | 99 |
| #4 | Batas | 63% | 41 |
| #5 | Ritinha <3 | 61% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | RAFAA2S; | 67% | 48 |
| #3 | ✧.Sweetie Girl UwU.✧ | 67% | 99 |
| #4 | Batas | 63% | 41 |
| #5 | Ritinha <3 | 61% | 18 |
| #6 | TugaCarlos | 57% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✧.Sweetie Girl UwU.✧ | 47 | 0.0259 |
| #2 | Batas | 17 | 0.0236 |
| #3 | RAFAA2S; | 11 | 0.0121 |
| #4 | ferz- | 9 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | TugaCarlos | 7 | 0.0091 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✧.Sweetie Girl UwU.✧ | 155 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #2 | ferz- | 145 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | RAFAA2S; | 131 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | TugaCarlos | 68 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Batas | 46 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Batas | +9.45 | 94 | 48 |
| #2 | ✧.Sweetie Girl UwU.✧ | +6.85 | 91 | 52 |
| #3 | ferz- | +3.01 | 72 | 60 |
| #4 | RAFAA2S; | +2.34 | 66 | 65 |
| #5 | LORE™ | -1.63 | 54 | 42 |





