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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 812 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1954 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,240 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2583 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1990 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 3164 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2503 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $524,324 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 752 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☠︎PlutZ☠ | 79% | 33 |
| #2 | Carrasco | 78% | 41 |
| #3 | ferz- | 76% | 37 |
| #4 | ⚡kR1S1S⚡ | 75% | 88 |
| #5 | amazed1ck <3 joel | 73% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✧.Sweetie Girl UwU.✧ | 20 | 0.0252 |
| #2 | amazed1ck <3 joel | 19 | 0.0135 |
| #3 | RAFAA2S; | 18 | 0.0077 |
| #4 | ⚡kR1S1S⚡ | 18 | 0.0108 |
| #5 | Carrasco | 3 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⚡kR1S1S⚡ | 323 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #2 | RAFAA2S; | 310 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #3 | amazed1ck <3 joel | 244 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #4 | ☠︎PlutZ☠ | 167 | 0.27 | 3 min |
| #5 | Carrasco | 93 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⚡kR1S1S⚡ | +10.84 | 87 | 75 |
| #2 | MeowMeow | +7.25 | 97 | 54 |
| #3 | ✧.Sweetie Girl UwU.✧ | +5.54 | 91 | 54 |
| #4 | RAFAA2S; | +3.09 | 71 | 62 |
| #5 | Carrasco | +1.95 | 83 | 61 |





