








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 130 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
883 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,274 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 947 | 29% |
| Smokes | 739 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 770 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 818 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $538,757 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 974 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ritinha <3 | 75% | 12 |
| #2 | ferz- | 70% | 107 |
| #3 | RAFAA2S; | 69% | 62 |
| #4 | Batas | 67% | 90 |
| #5 | ✧.Sweetie Girl UwU.✧ | 60% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Batas | 41 | 0.0242 |
| #2 | ✧.Sweetie Girl UwU.✧ | 23 | 0.0383 |
| #3 | RAFAA2S; | 18 | 0.0156 |
| #4 | LORE™ | 7 | 0.0091 |
| #5 | ferz- | 5 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Batas | +9.27 | 92 | 60 |
| #2 | ✧.Sweetie Girl UwU.✧ | +6.91 | 94 | 53 |
| #3 | ferz- | +2.31 | 68 | 63 |
| #4 | RAFAA2S; | +1.67 | 71 | 65 |
| #5 | Ritinha <3 | -0.82 | 57 | 63 |





