








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1042 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 158 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6271 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,113 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4307 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4232 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3667 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3907 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,245,841 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5587 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ritinha <3 | 76% | 37 |
| #2 | DARKSITE 哦 | 72% | 36 |
| #3 | LORE™ | 72% | 79 |
| #4 | RAFAA2S; | 71% | 195 |
| #5 | ✧.Sweetie Girl UwU.✧ | 71% | 158 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | LORE™ | 72% | 79 |
| #4 | RAFAA2S; | 71% | 195 |
| #5 | ✧.Sweetie Girl UwU.✧ | 71% | 158 |
| #6 | TugaCarlos | 70% | 107 |
| #7 | Batas | 67% | 352 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Batas | 102 | 0.0153 |
| #2 | RAFAA2S; | 63 | 0.0173 |
| #3 | ✧.Sweetie Girl UwU.✧ | 63 | 0.0232 |
| #4 | TugaCarlos | 20 | 0.0101 |
| #5 | LORE™ | 14 | 0.0097 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RAFAA2S; | 535 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #2 | Batas | 533 | 0.08 | 14 min |
| #3 | ✧.Sweetie Girl UwU.✧ | 206 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | TugaCarlos | 191 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | LORE™ | 110 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Batas | +6.97 | 89 | 60 |
| #2 | ✧.Sweetie Girl UwU.✧ | +6.16 | 93 | 54 |
| #3 | RAFAA2S; | +1.48 | 71 | 60 |
| #4 | ferz- | +1.47 | 69 | 61 |
| #5 | DARKSITE 哦 | +1.23 | 79 | 53 |





