








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 327 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 145 matches | ||
| Faceit | 58 matches | ||
| Wingman | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2137 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,863 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1431 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2237 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1360 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1835 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $904,434 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 249 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Superkahvi | 11 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Merkedes | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Ämiksenkuningas | 4 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | KenttäLapio | 2 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | laaSiQ | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | laaSiQ | 526 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #2 | Superkahvi | 499 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #3 | Merkedes | 147 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | Ämiksenkuningas | 111 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | KenttäLapio | 45 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ämiksenkuningas | +2.82 | 77 | 60 |
| #2 | ™MikSucks☁ | +0.68 | 52 | 43 |
| #3 | Superkahvi | +0.04 | 63 | 60 |
| #4 | laaSiQ | -0.15 | 47 | 52 |
| #5 | KenttäLapio | -0.19 | 59 | 76 |





