








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 134 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 219 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4404 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,123 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4169 | 23% |
| Smokes | 5644 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4148 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4162 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $385,811 of utility $42 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 81 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hakuna Matata | 70 | 0.0171 |
| #2 | pHyx | 23 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | BALDWIN IV | 22 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | d1nkzxje | 22 | 0.0141 |
| #5 | Evis1 | 9 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BALDWIN IV | 803 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #2 | pHyx | 429 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #3 | d1nkzxje | 348 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #4 | HopeOneLoves | 322 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #5 | Evis1 | 284 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d1nkzxje | +2.64 | 71 | 48 |
| #2 | Evis1 | +0.84 | 51 | 52 |
| #3 | PUSSINNI SHUSHINNI | +0.75 | 50 | 54 |
| #4 | pHyx | +0.57 | 40 | 53 |
| #5 | BALDWIN IV | +0.20 | 61 | 58 |





