








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 356 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 147 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3199 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,833 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1094 | 11% |
| Smokes | 3593 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 2522 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2624 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $461,006 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 997 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Antik191 | 62% | 37 |
| #2 | sway | 60% | 48 |
| #3 | Mr. Mime | 59% | 148 |
| #4 | 𝓐𝓲𝓶𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 | 58% | 85 |
| #5 | Nice guy | 56% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Mime | 18 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Nice guy | 16 | 0.0085 |
| #3 | sorrow | 12 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | 𝓐𝓲𝓶𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 | 10 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | CSKO.NET TICHO™ | 7 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Mime | +4.04 | 91 | 53 |
| #2 | sorrow | +1.29 | 91 | 54 |
| #3 | CSKO.NET TICHO™ | +0.67 | 84 | 68 |
| #4 | sway | +0.52 | 74 | 62 |
| #5 | 𝓐𝓲𝓶𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 | +0.49 | 70 | 32 |





