








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 248 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 48 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3945 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,528 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2958 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3359 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3737 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3474 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $396,709 of utility $49 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 374 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PENTAGRAM- | 76% | 21 |
| #2 | sesky | 64% | 22 |
| #3 | RoRi | 63% | 30 |
| #4 | sway | 62% | 37 |
| #5 | Dellon | 62% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sway | 8 | 0.0100 |
| #2 | <5m0k3> | 6 | 0.0090 |
| #3 | Mr. Mime | 5 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | tomyleew⭕⃤ | 5 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | Antik191 | 5 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Mime | +2.64 | 84 | 46 |
| #2 | CSKO.NET TICHO™ | +1.70 | 75 | 67 |
| #3 | sorrow | +1.65 | 92 | 53 |
| #4 | sesky | +1.49 | 74 | 44 |
| #5 | sway | +1.21 | 79 | 67 |





