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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 590 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 155 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




73 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3175 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,711 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 496 | 11% |
| Smokes | 1334 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1409 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1472 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $537,407 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 769 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sway | 63% | 68 |
| #2 | Mr. Mime | 59% | 252 |
| #3 | tomyleew⭕⃤ | 56% | 88 |
| #4 | 𝓐𝓲𝓶𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 | 52% | 164 |
| #5 | sorrow | 51% | 241 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Mime | 35 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | 𝓐𝓲𝓶𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 | 32 | 0.0095 |
| #3 | sorrow | 14 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | sway | 9 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | tomyleew⭕⃤ | 4 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Mime | +3.15 | 90 | 52 |
| #2 | sway | +1.06 | 79 | 62 |
| #3 | 𝓐𝓲𝓶𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 | +0.80 | 75 | 35 |
| #4 | sorrow | +0.56 | 91 | 54 |
| #5 | Nice guy | -0.10 | 79 | 33 |





