








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 934 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 154 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 75 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3297 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,052 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 626 | 15% |
| Smokes | 864 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1259 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1303 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,354,529 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 307 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sorrow | 59% | 169 |
| #2 | tomyleewโญโค | 58% | 85 |
| #3 | Mr. Mime | 56% | 165 |
| #4 | Antik191 | 53% | 90 |
| #5 | sway | 53% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nice guy | 40 | 0.0119 |
| #2 | Mr. Mime | 30 | 0.0088 |
| #3 | sorrow | 9 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | sway | 9 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | Antik191 | 3 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Mime | +3.40 | 91 | 52 |
| #2 | sorrow | +1.01 | 91 | 54 |
| #3 | sway | +0.87 | 75 | 63 |
| #4 | ๐๐ฒ๐ถ๐ต๐ฎ๐ผ๐ผ | +0.77 | 75 | 34 |
| #5 | Nice guy | -0.96 | 73 | 36 |





