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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1598 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 30 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3748 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,453 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2093 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1420 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1970 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1970 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,411,758 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 813 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sh1zy | 70% | 43 |
| #2 | n1cral | 67% | 57 |
| #3 | parkeur | 65% | 54 |
| #4 | RUKA | 59% | 167 |
| #5 | daddiks | 56% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sh1zy | 70% | 43 |
| #2 | n1cral | 67% | 57 |
| #3 | parkeur | 65% | 54 |
| #4 | RUKA | 59% | 167 |
| #5 | daddiks | 56% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RUKA | 16 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | parkeur | 4 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | n1cral | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | daddiks | 3 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | sh1zy | 2 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RUKA | 319 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #2 | n1cral | 301 | 0.30 | 9 min |
| #3 | sh1zy | 243 | 0.30 | 7 min |
| #4 | parkeur | 78 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | daddiks | 16 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RUKA | +5.39 | 95 | 65 |
| #2 | daddiks | +3.94 | 93 | 62 |
| #3 | n1cral | +3.23 | 80 | 76 |
| #4 | sh1zy | +2.04 | 84 | 73 |
| #5 | Sayuka | +1.47 | 87 | 44 |





