








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 575 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3529 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,861 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4489 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3376 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3086 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2910 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $497,467 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 489 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sayuka | 70% | 43 |
| #2 | Ruka ♡ クリス | 65% | 96 |
| #3 | The end of our story | 53% | 148 |
| #4 | YiingYanng | 50% | 36 |
| #5 | Zozï | 49% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zozï | 425 | 0.23 | 9 min |
| #2 | Ruka ♡ クリス | 229 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | The end of our story | 216 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #4 | YiingYanng | 124 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #5 | Sayuka | 80 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ruka ♡ クリス | +6.19 | 94 | 57 |
| #2 | Sayuka | +1.55 | 85 | 49 |
| #3 | shzy | +1.21 | 78 | 71 |
| #4 | Zozï | -0.58 | 61 | 59 |
| #5 | The end of our story | -0.86 | 62 | 44 |





