








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1158 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 70 matches | ||
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




66 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6178 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,658 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3253 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3630 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2560 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3215 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,833,266 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1236 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Albatraoz | 75% | 130 |
| #2 | wEATh | 69% | 124 |
| #3 | Stea1thy | 68% | 106 |
| #4 | King Balls II | 65% | 99 |
| #5 | MLGLuigi64 | 60% | 140 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kIMSURRO | 63 | 0.0102 |
| #2 | MLGLuigi64 | 38 | 0.0145 |
| #3 | wEATh | 22 | 0.0088 |
| #4 | King Balls II | 20 | 0.0104 |
| #5 | Albatraoz | 15 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kIMSURRO | 1238 | 0.20 | 35 min |
| #2 | Bri'ish Peter Griffin | 634 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #3 | wEATh | 285 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #4 | MLGLuigi64 | 282 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | Stea1thy | 261 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kIMSURRO | +4.36 | 83 | 67 |
| #2 | Albatraoz | +3.65 | 83 | 51 |
| #3 | ja | +2.84 | 78 | 53 |
| #4 | Stea1thy | +1.05 | 74 | 63 |
| #5 | wEATh | +0.50 | 80 | 56 |





