








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 134 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1578 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,087 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1447 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1107 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 882 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 651 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $443,035 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | koutsi | 13 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | tane | 4 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | TJ | 3 | 0.0138 |
| #4 | Torkuttaja | 2 | 0.0096 |
| #5 | Rolle♛ | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | koutsi | 582 | 0.30 | 18 min |
| #2 | Rolle♛ | 471 | 0.38 | 15 min |
| #3 | tane | 139 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | Keitsi | 136 | 0.33 | 3 min |
| #5 | Esa NahGa | 93 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | koutsi | +2.13 | 77 | 74 |
| #2 | Buteer | +1.69 | 73 | 59 |
| #3 | .Stydi. | +0.76 | 76 | 47 |
| #4 | tane | +0.30 | 79 | 64 |
| #5 | Cobra | +0.23 | 58 | 59 |





