








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 587 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 183 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5728 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,766 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 293 | 2% |
| Smokes | 360 | 3% |
| HE Grenades | 6395 | 54% |
| Molotovs | 4718 | 40% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,433,866 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 686 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rurek | 51% | 386 |
| #2 | LADUJ | 47% | 365 |
| #3 | Maciek_21 | 46% | 196 |
| #4 | sumllko | 45% | 266 |
| #5 | Tomko_O | 45% | 420 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maciek_21 | 63 | 0.0163 |
| #2 | Tomko_O | 48 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | Rurek | 39 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | LADUJ | 26 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | czosnek | 14 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomko_O | 1310 | 0.16 | 26 min |
| #2 | Rurek | 361 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #3 | czosnek | 335 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #4 | LADUJ | 297 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #5 | J4szel | 225 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J4szel | +5.52 | 88 | 54 |
| #2 | Rurek | +5.49 | 78 | 49 |
| #3 | <::_K4MO_::> | +0.18 | 50 | 18 |
| #4 | LADUJ | -0.46 | 70 | 40 |
| #5 | czosnek | -0.47 | 54 | 38 |





