








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 312 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1762 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,631 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1204 | 46% |
| Smokes | 455 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 878 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 94 | 4% |
Our logs show you have wasted $935,952 of utility $210 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 58 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rurek | 49% | 61 |
| #2 | J4szel | 47% | 51 |
| #3 | LADUJ | 44% | 158 |
| #4 | Maciek_21 | 44% | 52 |
| #5 | <::_K4MO_::> | 42% | 180 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Maciek_21 | 44% | 52 |
| #5 | <::_K4MO_::> | 42% | 180 |
| #6 | sumllko | 41% | 34 |
| #7 | Tomko_O | 38% | 100 |
| #8 | ambatakam | 29% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LADUJ | 15 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | Tomko_O | 12 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | Maciek_21 | 11 | 0.0105 |
| #4 | <::_K4MO_::> | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | J4szel | 6 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomko_O | 352 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #2 | LADUJ | 140 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #3 | J4szel | 128 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | Rurek | 65 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Maciek_21 | 53 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rurek | +5.40 | 81 | 47 |
| #2 | J4szel | +4.54 | 90 | 53 |
| #3 | <::_K4MO_::> | +0.28 | 50 | 22 |
| #4 | czosnek | -0.00 | 56 | 38 |
| #5 | LADUJ | -0.67 | 68 | 38 |





