








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 143 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




70 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1191 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,756 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 281 | 10% |
| Smokes | 510 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1066 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 899 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $87,159 of utility $16 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rurek | 50% | 101 |
| #2 | sumllko | 48% | 83 |
| #3 | LADUJ | 46% | 99 |
| #4 | <::_K4MO_::> | 46% | 196 |
| #5 | Tomko_O | 45% | 132 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | <::_K4MO_::> | 46% | 196 |
| #5 | Tomko_O | 45% | 132 |
| #6 | czosnek | 44% | 52 |
| #7 | ambatakam | 27% | 52 |
| #8 | J4szel | 21% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomko_O | 19 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | Rurek | 15 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | <::_K4MO_::> | 9 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | LADUJ | 9 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | czosnek | 8 | 0.0076 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomko_O | 461 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #2 | LADUJ | 108 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | czosnek | 103 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | Rurek | 96 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | ambatakam | 22 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rurek | +7.18 | 82 | 52 |
| #2 | J4szel | +4.90 | 93 | 40 |
| #3 | <::_K4MO_::> | +1.77 | 57 | 17 |
| #4 | Tomko_O | +1.13 | 58 | 55 |
| #5 | czosnek | +1.08 | 56 | 41 |





