








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 284 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3567 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,567 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1404 | 13% |
| Smokes | 1726 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 3310 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 4127 | 39% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,371,991 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 453 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rurek | 53% | 187 |
| #2 | Tomko_O | 47% | 270 |
| #3 | <::_K4MO_::> | 47% | 365 |
| #4 | Maciek_21 | 46% | 99 |
| #5 | czosnek | 44% | 158 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | czosnek | 44% | 158 |
| #6 | J4szel | 43% | 92 |
| #7 | sumllko | 43% | 129 |
| #8 | ambatakam | 38% | 126 |
| #9 | AdoksPL | 38% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomko_O | 37 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | Maciek_21 | 33 | 0.0171 |
| #3 | Rurek | 13 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | czosnek | 13 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | J4szel | 12 | 0.0064 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomko_O | 794 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #2 | czosnek | 309 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | J4szel | 238 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #4 | Rurek | 198 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #5 | Maciek_21 | 61 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rurek | +5.08 | 81 | 50 |
| #2 | J4szel | +4.98 | 89 | 54 |
| #3 | <::_K4MO_::> | +0.29 | 48 | 19 |
| #4 | LADUJ | -0.20 | 71 | 40 |
| #5 | Tomko_O | -0.53 | 59 | 55 |





