








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 767 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 196 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4576 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,554 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4727 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3146 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4085 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3596 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $351,711 of utility $39 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 626 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ilkkuPvP | 54% | 98 |
| #2 | L1PP0 | 51% | 69 |
| #3 | zodiac | 50% | 28 |
| #4 | FIN N1k0j4x | 50% | 44 |
| #5 | Jari | 43% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ilkkuPvP | 365 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #2 | Haekle Caekle | 344 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #3 | L1PP0 | 225 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #4 | Tonz | 212 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #5 | N1k0j4x | 110 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zodiac | +3.18 | 79 | 63 |
| #2 | ilkkuPvP | +2.59 | 73 | 71 |
| #3 | Haekle Caekle | +2.56 | 73 | 82 |
| #4 | L1PP0 | +1.84 | 53 | 66 |
| #5 | Jari | +0.89 | 66 | 71 |





