








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1057 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 415 matches | ||
| Faceit | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6632 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,060 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7968 | 28% |
| Smokes | 6707 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6397 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 6988 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $961,834 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 255 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El_Barzetto | 63% | 35 |
| #2 | Risto | 60% | 43 |
| #3 | Tonz | 54% | 334 |
| #4 | L1PP0 | 52% | 195 |
| #5 | Jari | 51% | 206 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | W1su | 47% | 51 |
| #10 | FIN N1k0j4x | 47% | 47 |
| #11 | pippurine | 45% | 187 |
| #12 | ilkkuPvP | 40% | 77 |
| #13 | Sipsi | 38% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zodiac | 11 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | L1PP0 | 10 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | N1k0j4x | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Tonz | 4 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | ilkkuPvP | 4 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zodiac | 828 | 0.15 | 27 min |
| #2 | Tonz | 794 | 0.11 | 22 min |
| #3 | Jari | 556 | 0.13 | 18 min |
| #4 | L1PP0 | 515 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #5 | pippurine | 446 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zodiac | +3.38 | 79 | 63 |
| #2 | Haekle Caekle | +2.46 | 72 | 78 |
| #3 | L1PP0 | +0.19 | 52 | 61 |
| #4 | pippurine | -0.14 | 60 | 69 |
| #5 | ilkkuPvP | -0.54 | 66 | 70 |





