








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 442 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 357 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3888 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,862 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4204 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4228 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4054 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3376 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,144,455 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 335 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ItsAndr | 53% | 139 |
| #4 | Seung-Hui Cho | 51% | 311 |
| #5 | Kesse | 48% | 66 |
| #6 | swagders | 46% | 46 |
| #7 | Volodya-({sN!p3r}]~(99*RUS*)~ | 45% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gravel eater | 1564 | 0.19 | 41 min |
| #2 | Seung-Hui Cho | 390 | 0.06 | 10 min |
| #3 | ItsAndr | 248 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | Kesse | 177 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | swagders | 122 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Clove | +1.31 | 71 | 68 |
| #2 | gravel eater | +0.89 | 67 | 65 |
| #3 | ItsAndr | -0.03 | 54 | 59 |
| #4 | Seung-Hui Cho | -0.49 | 52 | 55 |
| #5 | Kesse | -0.94 | 72 | 59 |





