








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Renown | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1319 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,798 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1545 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1417 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1237 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1599 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $288,612 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kotbegemot | 73% | 15 |
| #2 | Yurka | 70% | 10 |
| #3 | D1ntrIx | 69% | 13 |
| #4 | vasyo4ek44 | 62% | 21 |
| #5 | urban | 60% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | God Save the King | 55% | 20 |
| #9 | Den1x | 54% | 109 |
| #10 | GeNaNah | 51% | 45 |
| #11 | Signaturk4 | 42% | 26 |
| #12 | 1_HOLE_1 | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Den1x | 12 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | 丹尼斯吸. | 5 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | God Save the King | 4 | 0.0091 |
| #4 | btahke | 4 | 0.0118 |
| #5 | Signaturk4 | 3 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Den1x | 990 | 0.43 | 33 min |
| #2 | btahke | 165 | 0.49 | 5 min |
| #3 | Signaturk4 | 120 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #4 | GeNaNah | 112 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | God Save the King | 99 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | btahke | +3.45 | 87 | 84 |
| #2 | D1ntrIx | +2.96 | 84 | 50 |
| #3 | 1_HOLE_1 | +2.93 | 82 | 51 |
| #4 | Den1x | +2.36 | 81 | 86 |
| #5 | Signaturk4 | +1.66 | 73 | 65 |





