








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 840 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 397 matches | ||
| Renown | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7368 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 41,421 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 16017 | 39% |
| Smokes | 11643 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6019 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 7742 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $924,742 of utility $60 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 319 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | atom | 68% | 120 |
| #2 | urban | 60% | 410 |
| #3 | 1_HOLE_1 | 60% | 121 |
| #4 | Signaturk4 | 58% | 504 |
| #5 | vasyo4ek44 | 57% | 127 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Signaturk4 | 15 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | urban | 13 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | GeNaNah | 8 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | D1ntrIx | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | atom | 5 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Signaturk4 | 2422 | 0.23 | 69 min |
| #2 | meteora. | 464 | 0.23 | 13 min |
| #3 | GeNaNah | 439 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #4 | urban | 397 | 0.05 | 10 min |
| #5 | vasyo4ek44 | 367 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Signaturk4 | +2.09 | 69 | 72 |
| #2 | D1ntrIx | +1.63 | 79 | 55 |
| #3 | Den1x | +1.17 | 81 | 80 |
| #4 | urban | +1.14 | 85 | 52 |
| #5 | 1_HOLE_1 | +0.76 | 78 | 54 |





