








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 274 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2171 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,989 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1938 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1543 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1121 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1387 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $445,262 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 183 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | himooz | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | Magamind | 64% | 59 |
| #3 | jiBS | 58% | 66 |
| #4 | MonsterA | 50% | 18 |
| #5 | Ritozen | 49% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jiBS | 28 | 0.0211 |
| #2 | Ritozen | 10 | 0.0110 |
| #3 | Corps | 9 | 0.0200 |
| #4 | Henio | 5 | 0.0099 |
| #5 | フラッシュピーク | 5 | 0.0202 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jiBS | 228 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #2 | AkM_Cs | 180 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| #3 | Ritozen | 98 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | MonsterA | 90 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #5 | Magamind | 59 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TYSMAAH | +3.75 | 84 | 63 |
| #2 | Magamind | +2.33 | 84 | 47 |
| #3 | MonsterA | +1.60 | 76 | 68 |
| #4 | フラッシュピーク | +0.70 | 84 | 47 |
| #5 | GOT'AIM | +0.20 | 75 | 52 |





