








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 165 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1236 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,388 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 557 | 23% |
| Smokes | 507 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 755 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 569 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $449,413 of utility $197 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MonsterA | 80% | 15 |
| #2 | TYSMAAH | 64% | 59 |
| #3 | jiBS | 57% | 37 |
| #4 | フラッシュピーク | 54% | 26 |
| #5 | Naywon | 50% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TYSMAAH | 182 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #2 | jiBS | 126 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | MonsterA | 92 | 0.26 | 2 min |
| #4 | フラッシュピーク | 66 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | AkM_Cs | 52 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TYSMAAH | +3.24 | 81 | 62 |
| #2 | MonsterA | +2.35 | 77 | 68 |
| #3 | Magamind | +1.73 | 83 | 55 |
| #4 | フラッシュピーク | +0.22 | 86 | 55 |
| #5 | jiBS | -1.50 | 61 | 57 |





