








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 235 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 332 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4500 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,836 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1847 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1654 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2325 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1010 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,438,973 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2036 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | friiki | 55% | 130 |
| #6 | ХВАТИТ ПЛАКАТЬ | 53% | 36 |
| #7 | RixNix2k | 52% | 66 |
| #8 | Toomas | 52% | 198 |
| #9 | v4LGE | 33% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | friiki | 528 | 0.19 | 12 min |
| #2 | Toomas | 439 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #3 | ХВАТИТ ПЛАКАТЬ | 158 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #4 | flawzy | 107 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | v4LGE | 103 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flawzy | +4.96 | 88 | 49 |
| #2 | friiki | +1.52 | 72 | 60 |
| #3 | Spaxiito | +1.42 | 90 | 55 |
| #4 | Speedy | +0.49 | 73 | 36 |
| #5 | Toomas | +0.25 | 73 | 56 |





