








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 774 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 548 matches | ||
| Faceit | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7984 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,696 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4803 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3692 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3099 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3102 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $833,899 of utility $55 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1125 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | friiki | 59% | 82 |
| #2 | RixNix2k | 55% | 220 |
| #3 | Speedy | 52% | 198 |
| #4 | v4LGE | 50% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | friiki | 59% | 82 |
| #2 | RixNix2k | 55% | 220 |
| #3 | Speedy | 52% | 198 |
| #4 | v4LGE | 50% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Speedy | 13 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | v4LGE | 9 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | RixNix2k | 6 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Speedy | 371 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #2 | friiki | 336 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #3 | v4LGE | 273 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #4 | RixNix2k | 254 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | friiki | +2.33 | 75 | 58 |
| #2 | Toomas | +0.43 | 74 | 55 |
| #3 | Speedy | +0.24 | 74 | 38 |
| #4 | RixNix2k | -0.22 | 54 | 62 |
| #5 | v4LGE | -0.62 | 61 | 65 |





