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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 196 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1390 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,206 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 923 | 42% |
| Smokes | 506 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 112 | 5% |
| Molotovs | 665 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $386,457 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 73 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaylin Jr. | 73% | 37 |
| #2 | Very Classic | 70% | 33 |
| #3 | yoq | 65% | 31 |
| #4 | YBG Don | 63% | 89 |
| #5 | soq | 57% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YBG Don | 10 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | soq | 5 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | yoq | 5 | 0.0084 |
| #4 | jervon | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Very Classic | 2 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YBG Don | 384 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| #2 | jervon | 318 | 0.31 | 9 min |
| #3 | Jaylin Jr. | 198 | 0.27 | 7 min |
| #4 | Very Classic | 182 | 0.28 | 6 min |
| #5 | yoq | 81 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Very Classic | +4.15 | 77 | 72 |
| #2 | YBG Don | +3.42 | 75 | 66 |
| #3 | Jaylin Jr. | +2.28 | 66 | 82 |
| #4 | NicJam | +2.01 | 78 | 52 |
| #5 | blyat cat | +1.84 | 84 | 55 |





