








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 51 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 129 matches | ||
| Faceit | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1879 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,331 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3222 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2933 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2733 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2443 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $233,212 of utility $45 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lil na | 65% | 20 |
| #2 | Tums Koks | 63% | 19 |
| #3 | Cherri | 58% | 24 |
| #4 | sad panda | 56% | 16 |
| #5 | Džoker | 56% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tums Koks | 3 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | Drum[B]~ | 2 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | gera | 2 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Džoker | 2 | 0.0072 |
| #5 | MEOW | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MEOW | 157 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #2 | ūUpis` | 140 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #3 | ijadw | 86 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | tomahawK | 84 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | Džoker | 73 | 0.26 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cherri | +5.06 | 85 | 75 |
| #2 | tomahawK | +3.00 | 51 | 75 |
| #3 | Tums Koks | +2.91 | 56 | 73 |
| #4 | ūUpis` | +2.83 | 79 | 76 |
| #5 | MEOW | +2.38 | 75 | 61 |





