








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1134 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 978 matches | ||
| Faceit | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 97 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




69 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14155 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 52,583 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14296 | 27% |
| Smokes | 14280 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 14718 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 9289 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,316,211 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1339 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛TDK? Drozds | 56% | 256 |
| #2 | Tums Koks | 54% | 320 |
| #3 | lil na | 54% | 236 |
| #4 | sad panda | 53% | 391 |
| #5 | sinabrs | 52% | 126 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tomahawK | +2.15 | 61 | 77 |
| #2 | Tums Koks | +2.12 | 66 | 74 |
| #3 | 𝕊𝕜𝕖𝕒𝕫𝕫𝕪 | +1.14 | 69 | 70 |
| #4 | ♛TDK? Drozds | +0.49 | 58 | 72 |
| #5 | lil na | +0.43 | 70 | 67 |





