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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 573 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 235 matches | ||
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4597 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,840 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6701 | 32% |
| Smokes | 5014 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4317 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4808 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $644,332 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 56 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cherri | 63% | 90 |
| #2 | CornDoogs | 59% | 32 |
| #3 | Accord | 59% | 58 |
| #4 | gera | 53% | 60 |
| #5 | sHOUKLER- | 52% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cherri | 6 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | gera | 4 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | Accord | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | PiuPiuTrrPiu | 3 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | CornDoogs | 3 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cherri | 219 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #2 | sHOUKLER- | 169 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| #3 | CornDoogs | 142 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #4 | PiuPiuTrrPiu | 136 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #5 | gera | 127 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cherri | +3.09 | 86 | 73 |
| #2 | CornDoogs | +2.50 | 89 | 69 |
| #3 | ūUpis` | +1.89 | 81 | 74 |
| #4 | gera | -0.24 | 66 | 56 |
| #5 | sHOUKLER- | -1.96 | 44 | 70 |





