








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 85 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5290 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,168 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 68 | 2% |
| Smokes | 1160 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 400 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 1540 | 49% |
Our logs show you have wasted $854,772 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 240 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Chonky_YT | 43% | 256 |
| #11 | SUPER CAGE | 43% | 127 |
| #12 | Mud | 42% | 97 |
| #13 | P3rcival | 42% | 53 |
| #14 | Lila | 33% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | $ilverbacK | 15 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Chonky_YT | 10 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | SUPER CAGE | 8 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | Mud | 8 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | BliitzD | 5 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | $ilverbacK | 282 | 0.04 | 6 min |
| #2 | Chonky_YT | 277 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #3 | JIN | 192 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #4 | P3rcival | 154 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | BliitzD | 142 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P3rcival | +5.10 | 91 | 59 |
| #2 | Mud | +3.21 | 75 | 64 |
| #3 | Chef | +2.82 | 69 | 61 |
| #4 | Killershane | +1.98 | 82 | 59 |
| #5 | ReiMaku | +1.41 | 71 | 58 |





