








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 321 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4085 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,469 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3060 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3561 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4220 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2628 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,041,315 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1624 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P3rcival | 59% | 29 |
| #2 | ReiMaku | 52% | 183 |
| #3 | Killershane | 51% | 101 |
| #4 | JIN | 51% | 223 |
| #5 | SUPER CAGE | 51% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Chef | 46% | 81 |
| #9 | $ilverbacK | 45% | 504 |
| #10 | N∆$Ħ | 43% | 119 |
| #11 | Chonky_YT | 40% | 264 |
| #12 | ゴジラ | 34% | 132 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | $ilverbacK | 29 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Chonky_YT | 29 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | JIN | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | ReiMaku | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | SUPER CAGE | 4 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | $ilverbacK | 563 | 0.06 | 10 min |
| #2 | JIN | 329 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #3 | Chonky_YT | 301 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #4 | ReiMaku | 149 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | P3rcival | 89 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P3rcival | +6.51 | 85 | 57 |
| #2 | Mud | +3.95 | 68 | 61 |
| #3 | Killershane | +3.90 | 81 | 60 |
| #4 | ReiMaku | +2.41 | 70 | 56 |
| #5 | Chef | +1.27 | 67 | 60 |





