








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 899 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 257 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 246 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 177 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 162 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 147 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 111 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




79 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9365 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,131 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7335 | 20% |
| Smokes | 10412 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 9036 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 10348 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,433,185 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1841 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P3rcival | 53% | 134 |
| #2 | JIN | 48% | 497 |
| #3 | Chef | 48% | 163 |
| #4 | Killershane | 47% | 228 |
| #5 | Ayce_ | 47% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | BliitzD | 45% | 504 |
| #10 | SUPER CAGE | 45% | 291 |
| #11 | Mud | 45% | 155 |
| #12 | Chonky_YT | 41% | 739 |
| #13 | ゴジラ | 37% | 313 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chonky_YT | 60 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | BliitzD | 17 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | SUPER CAGE | 14 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | JIN | 13 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | ReiMaku | 12 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chonky_YT | 850 | 0.06 | 19 min |
| #2 | JIN | 835 | 0.09 | 27 min |
| #3 | BliitzD | 654 | 0.07 | 14 min |
| #4 | P3rcival | 412 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #5 | ReiMaku | 321 | 0.04 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P3rcival | +5.60 | 87 | 57 |
| #2 | Mud | +3.95 | 72 | 66 |
| #3 | Killershane | +3.58 | 83 | 61 |
| #4 | ReiMaku | +2.03 | 69 | 58 |
| #5 | Chef | +1.75 | 68 | 61 |





